Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
If I die, sorry about rent.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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