We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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