Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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