Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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