Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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