you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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