Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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