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We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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