The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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