There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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