so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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