the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We need a shit load of segways right now
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
