the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I AM VODKA MAN
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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