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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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