beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
