I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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