it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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