I swear god or herbie drove my car home
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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