Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
