I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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