my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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