Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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