did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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