This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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