I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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