i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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