Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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