What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I think I have vodka in my lungs
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
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