i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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