He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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