Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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