What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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