What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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