I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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