Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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