Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
50% drunk capacity currently
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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