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So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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