If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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