went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
birth control should be required to get into college
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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