when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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