is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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