No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
my poor anus
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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