Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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