I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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