I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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