i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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