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Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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