I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
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