at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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