I love black thongs
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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