You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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