Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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