I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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